In these trying times, it's often hard to explain the intricacies of America's foreign policies to the youth of the nation. What might sound like common sense to those of us who've been around the block a few times tends to sound unreasonable to the young, and what sounds relatively simple to us often comes across as too complicated, or - worse - too boring for them to follow.

So, in the hopes of maintaining a cross-generational dialogue, we at the rANT Farm have undertaken a new way to explain our nation's issues through music videos.

And what better way to start out than to expound upon our nation's complicated relationship with the state of Israel? What are the ramifications of our recent approval of Prime Minister Sharon's controversial policies - especially in light of Israel's state-sanctioned assassination of the newest leader of Hamas? What are we gaining from this approval, and what are we losing?

Helping us bring these current issues to light will be the Butthole Surfers, through their timeless song "Lady Sniff," from Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac.

We hope you will all learn something.

	(Guitar) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey - BOY!
	(Guitar) Heh! Heh! Heh! Hehhhh!
	(Guitar) *Sound of Birds Chirping*
	(Guitar) Hwaaack... PPPT!
	Lady sniff my cheapass liquor Lady what are those?
	Lately when I see you baby Lord I gotta go
	Walking down that cheapie highway Got to meet my man
	Lately when I smell it baby Oh am I goddamned
	If I say no... Yeah I mean no... I said noooooooooo...
	Take me back to Detroit Townnnn... Yeah heh heh heh
	(guitar) *dogs barking*
	(guitar) *fart noises*
	(guitar) *Someone straining to take a shit, and succeeding*
	(guitar) Hwaaack... PPPT!
	Lady sniff my broken teabag Lady walk the road
	Lately when I see that teabag I can't take no more
	Lady walk that greasy gravy Lord a magazine
	Lately when I eat you baby Lord I just can't see
	Cause I said no No honey no yeah baby nooooo...
	(unintelligible)
	Pass me some of that dumbass over there... Hey, boy, I tell ya...
	(guitar) Yeaaaaahhhhh
	(guitar) *Birds Chirping*
	(guitar) yeah heh heh heh!
	(guitar) Hwaaack... PPPT!
	Lady walk with furry-furry Animal inn
	Yeah lately when I see you baby Got to have my sin
	Lady walk that greasy highway Stinky holy whore
	Lately when I see you baby Walking out my door
	Cause I say no Yeah I mean no Woah oh oh oh oh...
	Yeah...
	Muhuh!? Bring me my bacon!
	Muhuh!?
	(guitar) *belch*
	(guitar) *snippet of mexican radio*
	(guitar) *wild & short guitar solo* ("got it?")
	(guitar) Hwaaack... PPPT!
	Lady pole my wonder-hole Now what the hell you say?
	Guaca-mole those roly-poly DJs every day Lately in my sneaky-peaky rooty-dooty you
	Lately when I see you baby Don't know what I do!
	Cause I said no! Yeah NO! Yeah... nOOOOOOO!!!!
	Yeah boy... Wait a minute... wait a minute...
	Muhuh?
	*the sound of a garbage truck pulling away...*

We hope you found that presentation as enlightening as we did, and invite you to join us next week, when we'll be discussing the possible benefits of all three Presidential Candidates' economic plans... with a little help from Rob Zombie!